the kind of guy i am
guy on a bluetooth “If I’m a drug dealer, she’s a prostitute. She said I use drugs? Well which is it? I sell drugs, or I do drugs. You can’t do both!”
Well played, campusspecial.com.
| Girl 1: | Omigod, I just realized I need gloves! |
|---|---|
| Girl 2: | Like, for real life? |
Less about the item, more about this interaction related to it:
Bro-dude looking at it: “I don’t get it… What’s cute about a girl with a mustache?”
A question for the ages, misogynist douchebag.
The full family portrait.
Epic snowman fail.
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I lost my ID. Like, FOR REAL.
Teenage shopper concerned that “losing your ID” is some kind of metaphor.
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If ANYONE knows Hitler, it’s me.
Teenage shopper at Ragstock
